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Fiction, a short story

Please, don't take me out to the ballgame!

 

Some people have it.  Some people don’t.  My people, my family, didn’t have it.  I’m talking about the sports gene.  We were not athletes and we were not spectators.  Except maybe to watch the Olympic games every four years.  Who could resist the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat as reported by Jim McKay? 

My mother had obvious reasons to abhor sports.  She had fallen on skis and suffered several ruptured disks in her spine.  When I was just a baby, she had these disks fused in a surgery leaving her with a zipper-like scar that stretched seven inches along the base of her backbone.  Because of this surgery and the years of recovery and rehabilitation from it, she never picked me up as a child.  And almost every night of the years spanning my childhood, my mother sat for hours in a straight back chair with a heating pad soothing her ‘aching, screaming back.’

Whenever an opportunity arose for me or my older sister to participate in sports, my mother always dissuaded us.  “You don’t want to play field hockey,” she said.  “That’s a dangerous sport.  You might get hurt.  And those injuries will stay with you for the rest of your life.”  Or another excuse, “They’ll gang up on you.  It’s better to be an individual.”  My father added, “Don’t be a caboose.  Be the engine.”

The only sport available to little kids back then, at least in my town and at least to my gender, was kick ball.  Kick ball was a gym sport.  In elementary school, before middle school when our bodies started to change and the powers that be that segregated sport were more conducive to proper adolescent development, we spent most gym periods in activities that were fairly unstructured and safe.  Crab soccer represented a meager attempt by Mrs. McManus to help us learn the rules of sports.  Mrs. McManus was one of those physical fitness teachers who breathed the smoke of cigarette addiction every free period in the faculty lounge and sported a whistle and a knee brace every class period. 

But in the spring, when it was warm and the fields had dried enough to support outdoor activities, Mrs. McManus led us outside to play kick ball.  Our field was down a steep hill in the middle of which was implanted a concrete vault.  The boys inevitably launched themselves off the six foot shelf while the girls generally scurried around this barrier.  Me?  I carefully picked my way down the hill, not wanting to slip in my yellow plastic loafers and gather grass stains on my new white skort, a combination of a skirt and shorts that I wore in marching band parades. 

Kickball, I guess, was one of those combination sports that doesn’t exist in professional sports but garners ‘the best of both worlds’ as it is played on a baseball diamond without a bat, and the ball-- usually a large red rubber ball-- is rolled along the ground from the pitcher’s mound to home plate.  The ‘batter’ kicks the ball with all his or her might, and depending on its trajectory, he or she runs to first base.   

Any good sports enthusiast can ascertain the progress of this game.  Things like strikes and foul balls are accumulated and with a collection of outs the innings slowly tick by.  In gym class, with its limited time span of forty-six minutes, a regulation game never actually occurred.  Maybe there was some sort of intramural league, but I never knew of it.  Kick ball was strictly a gym sport. Little did I know then that it was a lighter version of America’s past time, baseball.

In the spring of 1969, I was in the sixth grade at the newly constructed Littleton Middle School.  The year before, while we played kickball outdoors in the field situated between the high school and Russell Street Elementary school, workers toiled on completing the new school.  My class would be the first grade to occupy the school for all three years.

1969 was a year that Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon. A bunch of people made history at Woodstock.  Down on Martha’s Vineyard, Teddy Kennedy had an accident in Chappaquiddick.   Sesame Street first aired on channel two.  And the bombs were falling in Vietnam.  We watched a daily count of the killed on the evening news.  My father prayed each and every night with me and my sister for the safety of my cousin, Bobby, who was a marine over there.

It was a year when I received first-hand education about drugs and drug abuse.  Long before the D.A.R.E. program, our school’s social studies department took it upon themselves to make students aware of substance abuse.  We watched filmstrips that showed us what these drugs looked like.  While Mr. Crowley turned a knob on the projector that advanced the slide, a record player on a turntable spoke to us about the horrors of overdose and addiction.  (Little did we know that just one years later, in 1970 drugs would take both Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix, and one year after that Jim Morrison.)  Our teacher prompted class discussions and during one particular class where the talk went on extra long, while gazing at a slide showing pills of various colors, shapes and sizes, the film actually melted.  A Salvadore Dali-esque moment of surrealism as the drugs we were being warned not to use seemed to dissolve in a psychedelic dream before our very eyes.

In an effort to bring this new fangled drug education (or should I say anti-drug education) to the forefront, the social studies department organized a school wide contest.  Students were invited to make posters warning against drug abuse.  One winner from each grade would receive a prize and also there would be one grand prize winner. 

I was a good student.  While it was extremely difficult to adjust to my changing adolescent body, it seemed a good escape to throw myself into a pursuit of academic excellence.  In the third term of my sixth grade, I was the only student to receive first honors.  All A’s!  A feat never to be repeated again. My singular achievement garnered me praise from upper classmen—people I looked up to like the perfectly coiffed Cameron Smith.  Cammy Smith.  Whatever happened to you?  Went to a private prep academy, I’m sure.  And after that?  Who knows?

My mother, while hating sports, loved art.  But her art was fairly literal.  She painted pictures that were photographic in their realistic details.  During the day, she was a commercial artist.  In fact, she was the one who painted all the room numbers on the new doors of the new Middle School.  Many days and evenings, she spent carefully pouncing a pattern onto the door and hand lettering words like Large Group Instruction and Principal.  And Girl’s Locker Room.

A poster contest was a competitive activity that I could excel at with my mother’s blessing.  Somewhere I found a piece of white poster board.  Next, I decided on the content of the poster.  A young man, with longish hair wearing turtle neck and a wide lapelled suit, was surrounded by that myriad of drugs that our class had witnessed liquefying on the projector screen.  Uppers, downers, barbiturates, hallucinogens, marijuana and lysergic acid diethylamide (aka LSD) were depicted surrounding this young dude’s body.  A simple title, “Don’t do drugs.”  I can still picture the subject’s face.  He was everyman.  He was every young man.  He was what me and my classmates were destined to become, but he, unlike us, was older and more at risk to dabble in this newfound activity.  But was it really new?  Or was it simply new because of increasing awareness and the promulgation through the media, the same news reporters who talked to us about Vietnam and the Olympics, of its inherent dangers.  Truthfully, it didn’t matter to me.  I was just a kid drawing a picture.

With no apparent regularity, our new school’s intercom system announced various topics to the school.  One day, in the spring of 1969, the winners of the drug abuse poster contest were broadcast to the school.  “And for the sixth grade, the winner is Bernadette Morey.”  Me?  I won?  Oh gosh golly.  But what did I win?  What?  What did he say?  Tickets to see the Red Sox?  Oh no.  Would my parent even let me go?  Would I know anyone?  What would I wear?

Tony Conigliaro, Rico Petrocelli, and Carl Yastrzemski were Red Sox players that year.  Even a little girl who knew nothing about sports new the name Yaz.  If you lived and breathed in Massachusetts, you knew his name.  I was going to get to see this guy play baseball.  Was I excited?  Not really.  Was I anxious.  Extremely. 

I was going to meet the other contest winners, one seventh grader and two eighth graders, and drive into Boston along with my teacher, Mr. Crowley, and his wife.  Wait.  Wife?  Teachers had lives outside of school?  This was a new concept for me.  I mean, I knew they didn’t actually live at the school and that they probably knew other people besides us kids and the other teachers, but how social could they be?  I mean, married?  Not Mr. Crowley.  He wasn’t much to look at.  Acne scarred face.  Wore short sleeved, button down shirts and tailored pants.  Nothing outstanding about this fellow.  He had no flair like Mr. Kawasowicz, but then again at least he seemed to possess some semblance of a soul, unlike Mr. K.  But I digress.

My dad dropped me off at the parking lot of the high school.  This meeting place was closer than the Middle School lot which was on the back side of a long loop.  This meeting place added to the tension of the day because it too was unknown territory.  The other students were there as was my teacher and his wife.  Still seems strange to admit, but there she was—in the flesh.  This was just the first of many awkward moments for almost immediately I realized that I was overdressed.  I mean, I looked pretty cool, but I was not dressed like the others.  They were wearing T shirts and jeans.  Even Mr. Crowley.  Me?  I was wearing that cute white skort from fifth grade and snappy yellow plastic loafers.  (Strangely enough, my feet were size nine when I was in the third grade and stayed that size until I had my two kids.)  The yellow shoes matched my brightly flowered mod blouse.  Why didn’t anyone tell me I was overdressed for a baseball game?  Probably because my parents didn’t know.  They had never been to a game.  They had never watched a game.  I felt like an alien.  An overdressed, uncomfortable, anxious alien about to journey into an unknown land—Fenway Park.

We piled into Mr. Crowley’s Falcon.  Three in the back seat.  Three in the front.  I was the smallest so I got to sit between Mr. Crowley and Mrs. Crowley.  Did she have a first name?  Didn’t matter to me.  She was my teacher’s wife.  Not really human.  It was hot and already I was uncomfortable.  How long would this last?  I guess I could endure an hour of so.  That wouldn’t be too bad.

It took an hour just to get into the city.  And then it seemed another hour to park, walk to the stadium and find our seats.  The good news was that it was helmet day.  Every child that entered the park that day received a full size plastic helmet.  A replica of the batter’s helmet that the players actually wore.  For some reason, this souvenir made the whole day bearable.  In fact, that helmet stayed on my desk all through high school and into my years at college.  I wonder what finally happened to it. 

Fenway Park was noisy, crowded, dirty, sticky, loud and hot.  Fenway Park was nothing more to me than a silly annoyance.  Why had I even entered that contest?  Why did I try to win?  Why did I accept the prize?  When I was in third grade, my teacher announced an essay contest.  I was good at writing.  I liked to write.  But the prize was four weeks at summer camp.  What if I actually won?  I didn’t want to go to camp.  I’d have to meet new people.  I didn’t want to meet new people.  I might have to play sports.  I didn’t want to play sports.  I purposely wrote a bad essay to insure that I didn’t win. 

In Sunday school, two years in a row, I was chosen to place a Nativity character in the crèche during the annual children’s Christmas Mass.  The third year, I asked my mother to tell the nun that I didn’t want to participate.  Give the job to someone else.  Didn’t matter that I was the best catechism student; I was sick of the spotlight.

Why hadn’t I realized that this win, this privilege, would also be a voyage into the unknown world of strangers and new experiences?  I endured nine innings of the excruciatingly slow game of baseball.  From my perspective, I saw the backs of many heads.  I saw the brilliant green of the field with its carefully mowed lines and its sand and painted diamond.  I heard the crowd cheer with excitement and boo with disappointment as Conigliaro, Petrocelli and Yaz took their turns at the plate.  Did the Sox win that day?  I have no idea.  Did it make me a fan?  Not at all. 

After almost an eternity, I was home again.  I slipped off the yellow plastic loafers and stepped out of the white, now slightly grayed, skort and vowed to never overdress again. 

Years later, I met my future husband in the kitchen of my sorority.  During those first months of dating and courtship, I discovered that he was a Red Sox fan.  We went to a few games, traveling down the Mass Pike to Fenway.  This was a trip that he was used to.  His mom was a true Red Sox fan.  When she was a girl, she dreamed of playing for the Sox.  At the time, long before women’s liberation, she saw no reason why a quality player couldn’t take her turn at bat alongside the legends of the game.   She passed this drive to her three sons, the youngest of which—my boyfriend—would spend his summers playing the game with his neighborhood gang, breaking the occasional window with a foul ball and skinning the occasional knee.

But even he didn’t pursue organized ball after clashing with his first coach.  His personal favorite way to enjoy the game was by playing Stratomatic Baseball, a board game of strategy, chance and skill that simulated the excitement of the real game.  (Today’s youngsters probably enjoy some virtual equivalent.) 

If I am going to watch a game, I prefer that tranquility and grace of golf.  There’s something so peaceful about the hushed commentary and the careful poise of a putt juxtaposed with the explosive swing of a tee shot. 

My children apparently didn’t inherit the sport gene either.  Although when my daughter was in kindergarten, she did play a fierce game of Tee ball.  I still remember her cold stare in her team picture.  Hers was not a crew that you would want to reckon with. 

Now my son is preparing for a career in teaching high school English and my daughter dreams of being a playwright.  My mother-in-law did live to see her team win the World Series in 2004.  She died before her beloved Johnny Damon cut his hair and traded his soul, I mean allegiance, to the Yankees. 

Maybe the sports gene, like baldness, skips a generation.  Maybe my grandchildren will possess that competitiveness that escaped me.  At least I’ve learned one thing.  Unless it’s the Kentucky Derby, when going to watch a game, jeans and a T shirt are the best attire.  And a team shirt is probably the safest bet.  At least you look like you fit in.

  © Bernadette Stockwell, June 2008